deathgasmic:

“why would we make plans in front of you if you weren’t invited?” babe i was left out of everything growing up, i need 100% confirmation you want me there or i simply will not go

teaboot:

shopping for a new shirt to walk to the mailbox and be seen by my neighbors in. as a 27 year old with tits the options are limitless

Shirt with lettering: I'm that legendary 70 year old everyone's been talking aboutALT
Shirt with lettering: I alwayss say yes, I'm grandpaALT
Shirt with lettering: Take it easy on me, my wife is pregnantALT
Shirt with lettering: my favourite people call me dadALT
Shirt with lettering: world's okayest brotherALT
Shirt with lettering: morally flexibleALT

memorycycle:

memorycycle:

people on the subway train are alwaus looking at their phones well we should look to eachother and build a community that lives on trains and be like a siphonophore that uses the train as a shell . and float through the pelagic zone and share the seas nutrients such as small fish and crustaceans among our linked bodies

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we have to combine into one organism and live in the ocean